The dick pic

I’m going to say it, I have a pretty impressive dick. It’s long, it’s thick and most importantly it’s very pretty to look at.

However, I learned a few years ago you can’t just send your dick randomly and hope it impresses some girls. While yes, you will get some response.. where do you go from there?

By far the most successful technique is humour. Fire up the conversation with your witt. Most girls are attracted to humour first and looks second. After you chat for a few days, most girls will ask for it. In the modern online world it is rare for a guy not to initiate the dick pic. Charm them with your personality, reel them in and once they ask for it, give them an eyeful.

The same goes for you too girls. Guys love the hunt, they love the game. The prize is usually a nude, however I am the most proud of the girls that I’ve struck up a friendship with who still want to show me their boobs, they’re the real prize. Friendzone, and tits.

Bella

Bella and I crossed paths on an app called whisper. I had used the app for a while and finding women from Australia proved to be very difficult and not worth the time.

One day I came across her whisper, so I sent her a message. She sent me a snapchat ID and we hit it off from there. We talk – a lot. We make each other laugh and smile. We occasionally send nudes and talk about sex, but with Bella it is more a close friendship. It’s very lucky she lives so far away because if we had the opportunity of proximity I think we’d be having a traditional emotional affair.

The scary thing about Bella is how open I am with her. I am a very closed off person and I don’t give much. Bella knows things I’ve not told anyone. I trust her.

Bella, I tell you everything but this one thing – I love you and I am afraid to lose you. Please don’t disappear.

Intro..

Hello there reader. This is my introduction, a short summary of what I am about. I am a married guy, with kids who works in a well-paid professional job. On the outside I am your typical stand-up suburban guy.

The problem is, it’s all a lie. I am a sex addict. No ones knows it, not even my wife. You might be curious as to how I manage this? Well, I’m clever, very clever and calculated. My secret life which is mostly online is in no way linked to my real life. I even enter a different mindset when switching between the two.

My wife simply believes I have a high sex drive. She has what I would call a lower than average sex drive (which is about once a month). Early in the relationship I would pressure her a lot for sex. I found this tedious and the gains of my efforts were less than fruitful, and not only did this cause fights but made us both terribly unhappy. For the most part masturbation satisfies my urges. I spend my free time in online chatrooms (with webcams of course), and maintain casual online relationships with a number of women. With all of whom I am completely upfront and honest with about my marital status. I choose women who are either in the same sort of situation (and there are a lot of unsatisfied women out there guys, get your act together), or women who have a suitable distance from me that I don’t require meet ups with.

I am very rarely physically unfaithful. There has been a total of 3 people I have been with other than my wife in the past 10 years. The first is still a close friend who I have on again off again mostly text based conversation and nude swapping with. The second was a work colleague who gave fantastic head however I am no longer in regular contact with this girl. And the third was a guy I hooked up with on a work trip.

I guess the next question you might ask is “Do you feel guilty?” and the answer is no, I don’t. For the most part my wife doesn’t even notice and any questions are quickly dismissed by a clever and pre-calculated answer. She never cares about what I’m doing on my phone or computer. So much so I barely ever bother to clean my phone of evidence. In my mind I separate sex and love. When I am engaging in chat or activities with people, I am having sex (or fucking as you will). I make love to my wife, we actually rarely fuck. I share things with my wife I would never share with anyone else. We are intimate and we have a connection that could never be replaced. I just wished she wanted to fuck more.

So I guess that’s the reason for this blog in the first place. To have an outlet of my escapades, a release of the information that I hope you might all enjoy reading.

H xo